The first episode of the show is going to be our chance at explaining how the characters met and became a group, and more than creating a new bio, I will just re-iterate what General Chaos Himself says in the pilot episode, “cult”.
it was May 3rd, 1970. General Chaos (Real name unknown) had been discharged from the military for aiding a wounded Japanese soldier who was attacking General Chaos’ base. Chaos was working for Kent State’s biology department with his trusty companion, the japanese kamikaze he rescued from a burning plane in WWII, Kaizuki Fong, who was so fat that his stomach crashed his attack plane on a beach where General Chaos was stationed (General Chaos broke the glass bulb which housed Kaizuki, and freed him, a deed for which Kaizuki owed General Chaos his life.)
Wiley Quagglestock was working in a clock shop. While unloading a large grandfather clock, Wiley was crushed, almost to death. But, with a new experimental surgery, the doctors were able to bring him back to life, only he was filled with clock parts, making his movements a tad more robotic, and giving him the ability to arrange and distort time itself. His fae is also horribly disfigured.
General Chaos, now living his fellow societal misfits Wiley (Who donned an hourglass costume and took on the name Sundial) and Kaizuki (who the General had then nicknamed “Two Ton” were zoomed via a secret government tractor beam to Vicinity 24, a government testing site where General Chaos was then commanded to use his scientific and paramilitary knowledge too do tests on local inmates.
Dale Derkoff was a coy young radioactivity technician, hired by the government for the testing of new radioactive rays on local prison inmates.
Jeffrey Gossumer was just that inmate. Bastard son of the Communist supervillain Red Skull and Suzanne Summers, Jeffrey was a small-time crook, mainly home robberies and the like. He was arrested for drunkenly getting behind the wheel of his motorcycle and mowing down a large group of Catholic priests. In Vicinity 24’s secret laboratory, Jeffrey was tied to a chair and had a gamma beam jammed at his nose. Preparing for complete annhialation, Jeffrey closed his eyes, and before he knew it, the young technician (Dale) didn’t make it out of the room in time, and the two were melted together to form a hideous transmuted being.
The government officials viciously grabbed at the monster, and before they could destroy it, General Chaos’ hand grasped its’ and he pulled the monster to safety. the four made their getaway in the gremlin.
From then on, they knew that these institutions to which they had donated their time and lives would NEVER understand them, and so it was their job to take their revenge. They formed the League of Dismay, and have been causing pain and destruction for 30 years.
The group have recently taken a hiatus from evil to concentrate on themselves for a change, and they have graciously allowed The Hive of Dukes to capture their every last moment on film, for my new show,
LIVING EVIL.
Name: General Chaos
Voiced by: Rockette Morton
Real Name: Unknown
Age: 93 (approx.)
Powers: Access to deadly weapons, and, supposedly, ALIENS.
History: Born in Big Ass, Montana, been in three wars, two conflicts, 46 skirmishes, and a fistfight with Harry Truman. Met Kaizuki Fong in a battle between the Japanese forces and the US on his military base, Fort Sigfried, and was discharged from the military for aiding the enemy. Went to teaching chemistry at Kent State University for six years, abducted and probed by extra terrestrials.
Crimes: bank robbery, grand larceny, arson, espionage, aiding and abedding, assault, murder in the first degree, vehicular manslaughter, fraud, manslaughter, fraud, and jaywalking.
Supervillain Status: Hiatus. Taking a short break from professional evil to pursue other hobbies, like watching “M.A.S.H”
Name: Doubleday
Voiced by: Ian James Corlett
Real Name; Dale Derkoff
Age: 61
Powers: None.
History: Previous occupation; Alderman. Melted to Jeffrey Gossumer (Growthy) in a freak genetic experiment headed by the government under the direction of General Chaos. Forced into a life of crime by Growthy.
Crimes: Bank robbery, aiding and abedding, stealing books from local library (Only one time, and it was a Judy Blume book.)
Supervillain Status: Hiatus. Taking a break from robbing banks against his will to play golf more.
Name: Growthy
Real Name: Jeffrey Kossumerz
Age: 65 (76 on stolen driver’s license and passport)
History: Born in Kauld-Asz, Russia. Only son of Captain Nazi, grandson of Russia’s Diabolikal Doktor Nekro, Raised in Detroit, Michigan. Robbing banks since age 14 due to a rough childhood. Has warrants in 48 states.
Crimes: Racketeering, bank robbery, identity theft, prostitution (Oh come on, he needed the money!), disorderly conduct, aiding and abedding, indecent exposure, indecent exposure, kidnapping (technically), tax evasion, assault (but that douche bag was asking for it), credit card fraud, debit card fraud, punching a buffalo, stalking (Jennifer Love Hewitt), DWI, pyramid schemes, perjury, forgery and extortion.
Supervillain Status: Hiatus. Taking a break from villainy to get liquored up and scream at ‘The Golden Girls’ on tv.
Name: Sundial
Real Name: Wiley Quagglestock (Full name Wiley Tate Gibson Quagglestock)
Voiced by: Andy “Moose” Warywoda
Age: 68 (looks good for 68 though, doesn’t he?)
Powers: Controlling time, as well as the fabric of the time-space continuum.
History: Former clock maker’s assistant in Geneva, Ohio. Crushed to death with a clock, brought back to life, but with clock parts inside him. Kept safe by General Chaos and Kaizuki Fong. Still Here, Still queer, after all these years.
Crimes; Bank robbery, theft, rape, and telemarketing fraud.
Supervillain Status: Hiatus. Taking a break to smoke more cigarettes.
Name: 2 Ton
Voiced by Eric Anzalone
Real Name: Kaizuki Fong
Age: 60
History: Born in Kazazii, Japan. Ate to cover up emotional trauma. Kamikaze fighter pilot for Imperial Armed Forces in WWII, and was aided by enemy General Chaos after a kamikaze attack gone awry, being ousted from the military and owing a debt of his life to General Chaos. Learned english from watching the little asian boy on Indiana Jones.
Weight (as of the 1st of November, 2009) 742 lbs.
Crimes: Theft, Larceny, Murder, Espionage, conspiracy to rape (Matthew Perry), computer fraud (Just goes to show, pretending to be a single 29 year old redhead named Charity on internet chatrooms is bad news.)
Supervillain Status: Hiatus. Taking a break to focus on glamour modeling and painting buckets of chicken.
The production of Living Evil sees the support and approval of hundreds of new people every day, but there are a special few who have chosen to become official sponsors of the production. Here are the official sponsors of Living Evil, and a little information about them :D
My Irish Pride – http://www.myirishpride.com –
Our first official sponsors, the Manning Family have taken up advertising space on our first episode. They are a great group; and with excellent quality and reasonable prices, they will be around for another generation or Irish and non-Irish alike.
the Danbury Westerners – http://www.danburywesterners.com – A combination of talented atheletes, and volunteer, community-focused individuals who are dead-set on providing entertainment and fun to people both locally in their fun-filled games, and globally by donating to charities like the Red Cross.
Food Not Bombs – http://www.foodnotbombs.net – A complete franchise of charities, delivering rescued vegan and vegetarian meals to the needy, showing that we dont NEED to have ANYONE go hungry, and hopefully pointing out our wasteful tendencies. Started by friend of the co-director of Living Evil, (DW Merritt), activist Keith McHenry
Hotrawks – http://www.hotrawks.com – An organic male libido enhancer and sexual pleasure stimulator, the product of our friend, Mr. Dale DaBone. For the sake of brevity, we wont go into the specs, but just check out the website.
88.1 KDHX FM — http://kdhx.org – An independent radio station, my favorite, where is found some of the most unique and spirited tunes this side of NPR. They also sponsor local concerts!
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